I'm always in love. It's just that I like the ones that love someone else.

I just don’t fuck a give

I JUST REALIZED THAT WEHEARTIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE “WE HEART IT”
NOT “WE HEAR TIT”

oh, go rake yourself with a fuck

I made an effort to get out of the house today and I am proud of myself for it.

bbm-from-umbridge:

Idk I felt pretty today

bbm-from-umbridge:

Idk I felt pretty today

Feelin cute today

Feelin cute today

Hot christing damn

I don’t have anything else to say after that.

i am the viper
vould you like me to vash your vindows

i am the viper

vould you like me to vash your vindows

guilty

guilty

  • Sister: did you touch a peen
  • Me: aye. I touched a peen

When people tell you about their sex lives